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fan101



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JokesPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:16 pm    Subject: Jokes Reply with quote


mine would be a for assalt b for boobs c for (fill in with what you want) d for dumb e for epic f for fail (notic the win right there) g for guns h for hell (where im in) i for well I j for jolly k for kill or knokers ether or l for lunitic m for my name n for narcotics Big Laugh o for oh sh.. p for pathetic and so on (i do not do any of thest but i though you guys would laugh at these Big Laugh Big Laugh )
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Random_dude365



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JokesPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:33 pm    Subject: Jokes Reply with quote


Here's another. You mightve heard it before.

there was three guys. They were called trouser, pee and dick. During class their teacher left the room. Trousers jumped up on the table dick started rolling on the floor and pee starting drawing naughty pictures on the board.

The teacher burst in and said trousers down dick up and pee in the corner
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Random_dude365



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JokesPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:46 pm    Subject: Funny Reply with quote


I just found this. What you think. Funny eh

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manstyle12



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JokesPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:53 pm    Subject: Re: Jokes Reply with quote


Random_dude365 wrote:
Here's another. You mightve heard it before.

there was three guys. They were called trouser, pee and dick. During class their teacher left the room. Trousers jumped up on the table dick started rolling on the floor and pee starting drawing naughty pictures on the board.

The teacher burst in and said trousers down dick up and pee in the corner


hehe Hehe rofl
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Random_dude365



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JokesPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:57 am    Subject: Jokes Reply with quote


1.PC Policeman joke

A copper on the beat sees a man in tribal gear jumping up and down on a car. He calls for backup and says, "There's a bloody warrior dancing on top of a saloon!"HQ replies, "Officer, you can't use language like that on the radio. Use proper police terminology.""Ok," replies the policeman, " Zulu tango sierra!"


2.Cheating husband joke

A man goes to casualty with blood pouring from his clenched hand."What happened to you?" asks the doctor."My wife caught me in bed with the au pair," replies the bloke. "You're lucky," says the doc, "If my wife ever caught me in bed with another woman she'd cut my balls off."The man groans, "What do you think I've got in my hand?"
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